Friday, April 24, 2009

You're Buuggging Me Dude! Stop it: MomDot's Small Talk Six


Those MomDotters are at it again...Small talk Six! On Saturdays.This week's topic is: The six things other people do that make you personally uncomfortable.You can answer this with a list of 6 words, 6 phrases, 6 sentences, 6 paragraphs, 6 photos, 6 videos, etc .

There are so many things in life that annoy me about people. It is hard to pick JUST six. But I suppose I can make an effort to try to pick thee most annoying things. Ho Hum, hard stuff. Here it goes:

#1: I don't like it when people chew with their mouth open and even less when they talk with their mouth full. The wet smacking sound it makes and the visual of half chewed food literally drives me up a wall. Exception: Babies and toddlers who don't know better.

#2: Parents in public places who allow their children (especially young infants) to scream and hyperventilate without so much as glance in the baby/child's direction much less a kind word or a hug.

#3: People who listen to their music far too loud. If I can hear your music while you have your ear buds in, or while both your car windows and my car windows are up, or when all doors and windows in my home are closed, then your music is indeed too loud and I am not too old, you are just disrespectful and will eventually go deaf from overexposing y0ur eardrum.

#4: People who have nothing better to do with their time than sit around and judge, critisize, insult and gossip about others, whether it be in real life about passerby or people you read about on the internet.

#5: Women who wear jeans several sizes too small with their butt crack hanging out and their muffin top spilling out over the top with a tight shirt to boot. This goes for men as well but rather that they wear their pants too loose and they hang down around their knees while their tighty whiteys or boxers are exposed. You have hips, a waist and I'm sure enough money to invest in a belt. Utilize your resources.

#6: Drivers who see you coming, look you straight in the eye and back out in front of you, cut you off and/or take the parking spot you've been waiting 15 minutes for because the old lady had shopping bags to put away and then had to stow her walker, get in and then took the extra 10 minutes backing out.

**Runners up included smokers, tobacco chewers, people who enjoy using profanity at inappropriate times, and people who brag relentlessly.

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