Saturday, June 27, 2009

Michael Jackson, Farah Faucet, Ed MckMann and My Birth Plan

Wow, so Michael Jackson (whose name I know is spelled correctly), Farrah Faucet? (yeah, no idea how her name is spelled) and Ed MckMann? (the last name have 1 or 2 n's) are all dead. Hmmm . . . How will I ever jokingly describe my fro as Farrah Faucet hair again? (I know how to say it even though I don't necessarily know how to spell it) And Ed Mckmann, there really isn't a whole lot to say. I mean, the man was old right? BUT MICHAEL JACKSON! Holy Moly Freakin Macaroni!! There is no longer an alien inhabiting our planet? No longer a previously good looking African-American boy gone hideous nasty white skeleton woman amongst us? How is this possible? What is our world coming to? I am speechless. Awestruck. Flabbergasted.

And therefore, now I will move on . . .

On Thursday I had my 33 week OB appointment. The following is my plan of action:

July 8th - Growth Ultrasound
July 13th - OB appointment and possible stripping of membranes
July 23rd - OB appointment (if no labor) and stripping of membranes
July 30th - OB appointment (if no labor) and stripping of membranes
August 3rd - Scheduled C-section if no spontaneous labor

So, there it is all in a nutshell.


  1. You must be excited now that the birth is getting closer. My daughter was born on August 2nd. I pray that all goes well for you and the baby. Wait till you see Buzzy's excited expression when she sees that new little one!!

  2. Hey girl. It's Ed Mcmahon :) Yeah I didn't know that either till I googled it.

    3 August!! No, you have to wait till the 8th!! That was what I voted for in your comp!!!! LOL


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