Once upon a time there was an idiot girl.
Idiot Girl was an idiot. Who would've known?
Idiot Girl did things lesser idiots wouldn't dare do.
Idiot Girl was blessed with bum feet, making it difficult for her to walk, run, roller blade, skateboard, do Thai back massages, walk on fiery needles and the like.
One day Idiot Girl got a
Since she could not walk or run for cardio exercise, she would do . . .
Oh boy, quickly turned into . . .
But did Idiot Girl stop at 50 jumping jacks?
Oh no, not Idiot Girl!
No no, Idiot Girl thought the pain would go away.
And soon, 'OH
In the end Idiot Girl did 120 jumping jacks.
Now Idiot Girl can barely walk
And when Idiot Girl does walk she looks like a gimp with a bum leg because her Plantar's Fascitis is inflamed.
Now Idiot Girl takes 45% longer to get the 10 feet from her bedroom to her bathroom to pee in the middle of the night.
And to that Idiot Girl responds,
'HOW MANY JUMPING JACKS SHOULD I DO TOMORROW?'
- That Fat Chick