WARNING: THIS POST CONTAINS PROFANITY
Yup, in a couple posts previous to this I said I didn't like the F-BOMB. Well, damn if this bastard I am married to doesn't suck me dry. I swear, he's like a flippin' leech!
Last night he texted me because he has no idea YET that I have reverted my idiot train (Mind you this is translated from Spanish to English)
Him: Did you got to sleep?
I had gone to bed. I was soooo tired.
This morning he texts me.
Him: How did you all wake up?
Me: Good. You?
Him: Last night I went to bed really late waiting for you to answer me. I thought maybe you'd write me something.
Me: I went to sleep at 9. Sorry.
Him: I know maybe you went to sleep but don't ignore my messages. If you saw my text this morning you should have sent me a message. When you don't like something I try to make you feel better. I'm not mad. I simply don't like when people ignore my messages. When you're tired and you want to sleep, send me a message and that way I won't text you.
INSERT EYE ROLL AND OMG R U F*CKING KIDDING ME?!?!
You seriously want me to check in with you when I want to go to bed?!?!
((SHAKES HEAD VIGOROUSLY))
Oh no no no! We aren't even going there!
But of course to keep the peace until tomorrow (cuz tomorrow is when I'm gonna lay it all out on the table for him) I kept my mouth-err-fingers shut/quiet.
Me: I went to sleep accidentally. I was really tired and I didn't ignore your message. I just didn't see it until I responded to you.
Him: It's ok. I understand you my love.
Him: It's a pleasure to make you feel good. I love you.
AGAIN INSERT *WIDE EYES THIS TIME* AND OMFG ARE F*CKING KIDDING ME?!?!
Disclaimer: The above is for documentation purposes only.