I have been sipping on a Diet Coke ever since . . . And it is keeping my stomach at least tame. I am burping up the nastiness that was the fish and fries but at least the gag reflex has stopped and I no longer feel like I'm going to hurl. See what happens when you go 5 weeks without (much) fatty or fried foods!!
Which brings me to the very sensitive topic of my groin bumps. ((closes eyes, presses lips together and shakes head slowly back and forth)) I imagine you are wondering why I am talking about my groin bumps. Well, because this is MY BLOG and because they are hindering my ability to exercise. Oh no no no, mis amores, don't get me wrong, I HAVE BEEN EXERCISING. But this bumpy thing just above and to the left of my pubic bone burns and pokes the hell out of me while I am exercising. Thus, tomorrow, to the doctor I go (again). I swear, my poor doctor is going to think I am a hypochondriac - or that I just like to go see her. Haha! Uh, yeah, no.
And lastly, but definitely not least, I formally introduce you to MR. PIERCE BROSNAN aka Pister Mierce and Pierce-a-lot (like Lancelot, only not)
Doesn't he look like the most regal and handsome feline? He would never be so rude as to bite or claw, or hiss or do strange ninja maneuvers to get away from his 'pets' of the homosapien variety, now would he?
Here are a few facts about Mr. P, so as to get you all caught up. He is a rescue from the humane society. He was thought to have food and flea allergies and we were given a huge notebook of his history and instructions on how to care for him. Come to find out, his previous owners must have been feeding him rats who had recently ingested poison (this is just speculation on my part) because he pretty much eats WHATEVER and has no allergic reaction. (Although he does get unsightly zits on his chin if he uses plastic water bowls-but that is beside the point) I will also have you know that our tuxedo'd furry friend is also declawed in the front but still has his hind claws (as it is ethically wrong for a vet to remove those and it would just be plain rude to completely take away all defense mechanisms) and his teeth. Let me show you a close up of his teeth.
Regardless, as most of you know, my entire household is sick. Like, 'so sick you might want to tent us and mark QUARANTINE on the front and back doors just in case,'. So, yesterday, my sister who has one of the seven deadly diseases decided to take Mr. Pierce to see my mom who has another of the seven deadly diseases because my mom had literally not left her room for a few days and my sister thought she would show Mr. Pierce (who was all but completely twitterpated by my mom's lack of presence in the front room and kitchen as is his routine) that she was okay. Forward through the petting and such and then my mom sneezes and this sweet cat as shown below...
Please take a moment to watch this liesurely video
Does this to escape the confines of my sister's arms.
And suddenly this sweet face
Turned into this
I was in shock as I watched my sisters arm bleed into our bathroom sink.
I thought (before she explained what happened) that her deadly disease had gotten the best of her.
Enough of that ...
binges vs non binges
groin lumps and bumps
And your every day complaining, ranting, raving, hollering ... Oh, did I just say all that out loud. What I meant to say was back to our regular programming of shits and giggles and what-not.
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