Have I ever before mentioned I am prone to external yeast infections?
Well, I am.
And today I have one.
I have had one apparently for a week now.
I knew it felt familiar.
What are the lumps?
An infection within the yeast infection!?
What the frickin flippin frack?
So, I was prescribed powder.
I asked if when I lost weight my yeast infections would go away.
She said, unless I have insanely tight abdominal muscles, which is doubly rare with having two cesareans, then the skin will still probably droop and rub and therefore the only cure would be a PANNICULECTOMY or a TUMMY TUCK. FYI - these are not the same things.
I googled it all and while I am hopeful that perhaps my belly muscles will be of hulk strength and my skin will tighten up, I am sure surgery is in my future if I ever want to get rid of these gosh darn friggin yeast infections.
This isn't even about vanity and wanting a flat stomach (which I do) It is more about comfort and absence of infection. If you have ever had a yeast infection of ANY KIND you know the pain and misery that it all entails.
Another minor smack in the face with a sweet little silver lining is that I weighed in today at 319.8. That is 2lbs less than yesterday. But yesterday was my weigh in day. Gahh!! Bad news is I didn't get to record it as my official weight. Good news is that I weigh 319.8! Whoop! Out of the 320's.
And now I will go Zumba and make sure to put a 'soft tissue in the folds of my skin', as per my doctors direct instructions. ((rolls eyes))