My name is Kristen aka The Miscellaneous Mom
|You can see how swollen I have been in my face |
You remember me, right?
The author of this here blog.
Yeah, I probably wouldn't remember either.
Anyway, last time I wrote I was swollen to kingdom come and back.
That was a week or so ago.
I have gone through cycles of swollen, not swollen, re-swollen and then not
Right now I am at an inbetween stage
You see just as my cycle of shrinking began
THE EVIL WITCH CALLED NATURE CAME TO VISIT
Thus puffing my ankles back up
So, I am a swollen ball of hormones bleeding like a sieve
Sounds like a blast right?
Oh believe me it is (face palm)
Yesterday we celebrated Sassy's 5th birthday for the third time
CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS CHILD IS ONLY 5?!?!
I am in so much trouble
Two days before her birthday she was pampered with pedis and manis
On her birthday we drove 160+ miles to Seattle where we enjoyed the aquarium, the Space Needle, The Cheesecake Factory
The next day we spent all day with Mr. A and they had a blast in the McDonald's play area for HOURS
I am sure the restaurant would have booted us out if they could but Mr. A kept ordering more food
Then yesterday we had her actual 'party'
Tomorrow my gramma is giving the girl's their 'gift' simultaneously
And that is to pet, groom, feed and ride a miniature horse for 1.5 hours
And in July we will celebrate one last time as a combined 'friend' birthday party with Breezy at Chuckee Cheese (or however that's spelled)
This morning I tried something new
I made protein pancakes
(1 whole banana and two eggs beaten until fluffy and then cooked like a regular pancake)
I topped them with low calorie syrup but think next time I will ad peanut butter
They were sooooo delish!!
Friday will be a fun day!!
My entire family (sans my children and grandparents) are going to see a Christian comedian
And I shall leave you with a clip of his hilarity