*Post is rated R for sexual content
CHRISTIAN GREY THAT IS
As in, Fifty Shades of Grey
I don't care how crappy the writing was
Or how plagiarized from a porn movie the sex scenes were
And when I saw that the movie is coming out
Valentines Day 2015
I might have peed my pants a bit
I hope instead they used the actors talents
to portray the story that lived underneath all the porn-esque
Did I mention I am one of millions of women who want a Christian Grey
So, who else will be seeing the movie also?
We could have a blogging Fifty Shades
after . . .